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You are not the kind of guy who would be at a place like this at this time of the morning and, though the details are fuzzy, you cannot say that the terrain is entirely unfamiliar.

58, 69, 81. ;) asked by Anonymous

58: What’s my strangest talent?

I can grasp things with my feet, I size thirteen shoes, with big toes so I think it comes with the territory. I also can ‘shake’ my eyes which is really just a voluntary spasm. 

69: Do I have any nicknames?

Childhood: Aldy, Stone (my sister wanted to name me after Stone Phillips), Dino

College: Alden, The Great Aldini, Aldini, and Bunny (look it up under nicknames in the Official Preppy Handbook)

Now: Bruce Von Sloneker

81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr

my old roommate Katies, Champagne and French Fries

Young Ontario

Callahan Tormey

Heir Antiques

a new fave is Fuck Youre Noguchi Coffee Table

and Cabin Porn (new faves count two for 1)


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